Christmas Questions

Answers

1. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
2. What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
3. What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
4. What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?
5. Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney?
6. What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
7. What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
8. What did the big candle say to the little candle?
9. What did the big cracker say to the little cracker?
10. Who is never hungry at Christmas?
11. What do vampires need with their Christmas dinner?
12. What did Dracula say at the Christmas party?
13. What do snowmen wear on their heads?
14. Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners?

1. A pineapple!
2. Ice caps!
3. Fancy a bite?
4. The turkey - he's always stuffed!
5. Because it soots him!
6. Santa Claustrophobia!
7. The letter "D”!
8. ”Rude”-olph!
9. Black mail!
10. I'm going out tonight!
11. My pop is bigger than yours!
12. Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !
13. Grave-y!
14. Its Christmas, Eve!